I KNEW IT.
I KNEW IT.
What! This is just the best thing I saw all day.
(Source: dootzy)
I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”
I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
why did the road cross the chicken?
[TUMBLR GOLD MEMBERSHIP REQUIRED TO VIEW JOKE]
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
(Source: oestranhomundodek)
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
(Source: tobiji)
I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”
what
wat
i just stared at this for at least ten minutes
i’m speechless
It’s a fucking slinky couch wtf
(Source: gifabit)
(Source: ahopeforall-thehopeless)
share this to save tumblr :(
//OVER MY DEAD BODY, YAHOO.
i loOKED IT UP AND IT’S NOT FAKE
WHY CANT YAHOO JUST REALIZE IT’S DEAD ALREADY
IT’S LIKE A ZOMBIE IN DENIAL