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aworldgonecrazy:

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rumour:

is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth

did you take sex ed in texas

let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.

only cause he couldn’t find it.

kaynanarie:

One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a blessed cross since I’m an atheist and she thinks she can convert me.

I picked it up and immediately dropped it screaming “IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!”

She was super pissed off at me and my dad came in to see what the commotion was, picked up the cross and did THE EXACT SAME THING!

My aunt doesn’t visit anymore.

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ohshietitsmarilet:


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MIND BLOWN.

What if people who have “near death” experiences are stillborn children? D:
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Whoa.

And what if hallucinations were memories from a past life?

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What if dreams are our memories from past lives? O_O

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What if Déjà vu is a past life experience that we relive for a moment? O_o

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This post has fucked my mind more than any other post I have ever seen on Tumblr… Seriously you guys. Fucking. Seriously. D:

I’ve always liked the idea of rebirth, it makes everything seem more connected, one big cycle

Dude…

wow

oh my gosh. brendon. no. i love you

Holy shit, what if you’re crying when you’re born cause you didn’t want to die from your last life?

STOP ADDING THINGS. I’M GOING TO CRY

(Source: tumblrisforlulz)

mortychrist:

when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married. 

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