Luke omg I can’t wha-
Luke omg I can’t wha-
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
ha if that girl who rejected me in fourth grade could see me now. it’d be weird. she had no eyes
is it true that girls have to be careful when they take baths because their vaginas can like swallow water or something and then get infected and then they can die or is that just a myth
did you take sex ed in texas
let me just say that i live in texas and in my sexual education a girl asked what the clitoris was and the teacher told her that it didn’t exist.
only cause he couldn’t find it.
One time my super religious aunt came to visit and gave me a blessed cross since I’m an atheist and she thinks she can convert me.
I picked it up and immediately dropped it screaming “IT BURNS! IT BURNS US!”
She was super pissed off at me and my dad came in to see what the commotion was, picked up the cross and did THE EXACT SAME THING!
My aunt doesn’t visit anymore.
“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
What if people who have “near death” experiences are stillborn children? D:
And what if hallucinations were memories from a past life?
What if dreams are our memories from past lives? O_O
What if Déjà vu is a past life experience that we relive for a moment? O_o
This post has fucked my mind more than any other post I have ever seen on Tumblr… Seriously you guys. Fucking. Seriously. D:I’ve always liked the idea of rebirth, it makes everything seem more connected, one big cycle
oh my gosh. brendon. no. i love you
Holy shit, what if you’re crying when you’re born cause you didn’t want to die from your last life?
STOP ADDING THINGS. I’M GOING TO CRY
I feel like micheal cera never intended to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn’t an actor so just filmed stuff anyway and now he’s let it go too far and can’t back out
when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.